+146 If you think about it, Barney Stinson's theories can actually be applied in real life. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

like the Mermaid Theory from last night ..lololol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I assume that this Barney Stinson is some kind of comedian?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I assume you live under a rock?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or maybe I don't sit and watch television all day?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just because you have no clue doesn't mean everyone who does watches tv all day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just because I asked a question that doesn't mean you have to be a douche about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just because I left a sarcastic comment doesn't mean you need to resort to name calling.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't say you are a douche I said you don't have to be one when I ask a question.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't say you called me a douche, I said you don't need to resort to name calling when I left a sarcastic comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

An you don't need to reply with sarcasm when someone asks a question.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Welcome to the internet, dear.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've known about and been on the Internet for a while. No need to greet me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It definitely doesn't seem like it. My apologies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It doesn't seem like it because I told someone it's unnecessary to act like a douche? Being on the Internet does not give anyone a free pass to be a prick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's a cool guy on some shitty long-running show. His theories involve to stop doing everything lame/sad and be awesome instead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To do list: 1. Buy bar 2. Name bar "puzzles" 3. When people ask why I named it so, state "that's the puzzle."

by Anonymous 12 years ago