+285 everyone farts if you dont you should go to the doctor, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't fart. I use my personal space-expanding power.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls don't fart. Everyone knows that girls have a special gland that turns gas/poop into tears. This is why girls cry a lot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone uses commas, if you don't, you should go to school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago