For instance, I've had: Ovarian cancer, two serious post-operative infections, swine flu, pneumonia, TSS, and probably just about every cold that goes through my school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I stubbed my toe a couple days ago.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Im really fat even though i exercise everyday and play heaps of sports D: and no i do not eat very bad, i eat healthy infact

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm REALLY skinny even though I am extremely lazy and do very little exercise and I eat like a slob. I haven't had anything that wasn't meat for dinner for at least the past 2 weeks. Being extremely skinny really isn't all that fun either.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have the joints of an eighty-year-old woman. I've had some incurable,unnamed gastro-intestinal thing for my entire life. I produce much more blood than I need, so it essentially gushes out of me every chance it gets (does that have a name?). Also eczema. Yep, pretty damned unlucky. And I still participate in gym, unlike those stupid girls with notes from home every day saying "her toe hurts so she won't be in class today".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A haemophiliac, or something different?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've had Strep eight times and am allergic to so many things it's almost funny, but looking at the top comment I feel kinda lame.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once my head fell off. True story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So my friend broke his arm in fourth grade and when he finally got his cast off he fell hard on the gym floor and yelled "OH COME ON NOT AGAIN!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago