+347 You'd think vampires get AIDS. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why. . . ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg i hopeEdward DIES of AIDS because that Bella chick has to have it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or blood poisoning ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

umm even if vampires did get it mate wouldnt do anything cause theyre already dead

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but its the Hep C that makes them so bad.

by Anonymous 10 years ago

No, they get Acquired Vampirism Syndrome. direct sunlight is the only antidote, but it kills the patient. I once knew a...but that's an anecdote, isn't it?

by Anonymous 10 years ago