+853 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, shits on the floor and leaves, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just want to tell you guys, I found this in the comments of a post and thought it was really funny, just want to show you guys.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude...not only is it not your own thought. You took it from elsewhere on amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow rocky, you are exactly whats wrong with the interwebs. you are hostile for no reason, the joke was funny, accept it. who cares who made it up, it really doesnt matter...darn trolls

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not hostile and I'm not a troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rocky is totes a troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YHI. Damn trolls :@

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, he clearly said it wasn't his. It's still funny. Get over it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't understand when people are chastised for taking another's thoughts into their own post, people defend them saying, "It's still funny," as though that makes it all better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I'm glad he shared. I got a good laugh out of it. Besides, its not like he was trying to take the credit for it... Calm down, Rocky, nobody gives a shit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The horse did. Right there on the floor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao! Oh you're great.!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

figuratively speaking of course...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The point Rocky's getting at is that this is an opinion site. Not a joke site. Yes, there are comical opinions, but jokes like this aren't opinions at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not his point at all; if you actually read his comments here, you'd actually see that he's getting his knickers in a knot because the OP didn't come up with this themselves. Jesus, you mods..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no If you're going to analyze something do it right. Jesus, you anons...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol that seriously helped my day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made my year.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://tinyurl.com/28aemmd http://tinyurl.com/2avhoat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://tinyurl.com/235tpgb

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you guys are getting your panties in a bunch because I'm jealous of this post, or somehow think it's a bad post or not funny. No, no, and no. It's a perfectly good post, otherwise I'd just delete it. What I'm saying is if you found this in the comments of another post, TELL THAT COMMENTER TO POST THIS. Don't just take it to "share with everyone." Amirite is a place to express yourself through your opinions, not become popular. And yes, I, Rocky, who's been a mod since Spring, and have been on amirite for a year now, and have gotten over 600 posts on the homepage and been most favourited for a long time...I am definitely a troll. Get your heads out of your asses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

speaking of getting your panties in a bunch. jassayin'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lolol. My panties are wrinkle-free. d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine are purple

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pics.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In your dreams ...or maybe nightmares. I've got some pretty ugly panties

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...In the end, who really cares about your hierarchical status on here? Besides, you can't possibly persecute every single person who posts something not original on this site. And the guy did give credit, so shut it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasn't putting forth my "status" as evidence to any kind of superiority. I was just debunking the opinion that I was a troll. Just because we can't possibly find out every single non-original post on here doesn't mean we should just ignore all of them. And "giving credit" doesn't make it better. "Oh, teacher, I plagiarized the paper, but I still cited my sources. It's okay, right?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*cited. And last I checked, amirite is a website you go on when you're bored, so it really shouldn't matter. Obviously plagiarism is bad in school, but what does it matter if it's on a freaking website?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was making a comparison. As I said farther up, it's not just a place to "go when you're bored;" it's a place to express yourself through your opinions, and see how people think like you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stop being such a stuck-up nit-picky bitch. Fucking towel head.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@866810 (Rocky) hey, ouch, no need for name calling XD and anyway, what exactly is a towel head? Rocky- I guess I was kinda mean about it, sorry. It's always kinda bugged me when people complain about if a post is unoriginal, so it's nothing personal. I understand where you're coming from though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, just looked it up. That's a stupid insult, how's that supposed to be offensive? Whenever I think of towels I think of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is one of the funnies things ive heard ever

by Anonymous 13 years ago