+447 Middles names are a parent's last hope for humiliating their child, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't it be more like the first hope?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mine is Marienoelle though. i like it :D but my friend's middle name (my friend who is very popular actually) is "enes". yes, that is pronounced "ee-niss". like penis, but without the p.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least it isn't her real name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My middle name is Martin. I'm a girl. But it could be worse, my sister's name is Ryan Martin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My middle name is Francis D: Which wouldn't be so bad if it was spelled the girl way, with an "e." I'm sure it could be a lot worse than just a table full of my fellow 6th graders making fun of me while I was in the 6th grade, so I'm grateful for that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My kid's middle name is going to be Wolfgang.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a great-uncle Wolfgang. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine's Marie, which is so generic that it's almost impossible to make fun of it, because chances are, four other girls in the room have the same middle name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My middle name is lopez. Both my father and mother had the same last name. So it is xander lopez lopez.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my father's middle name is Ballinger...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine's Manley. So when someone says that we need to be manly, I can say 'That's my middle name.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mines Lauren.. I like it. I asked my mom why she made my middle name Lauren and she said that she "had no fucking idea what to make my middle name so she just closed her eyes and ran a finger down a list of names that sounded good with Samantha"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My Dad's middle name is Hoke and my Mom's middle name is LaShea (they are both white).

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My sisters middle name is Anastasia. My brothers name is Aizik. Mine is Anne. I have a normal middle name.

by Anonymous 11 years ago