What would happen if you ate yourself? Would you get bigger or smaller, amirite?

your mass and volume would remain the same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What would happen if I ate you (out)?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd die

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I imagine it'd be like that scene in Indiana Jones when they open the Ark. Assuming I survived getting her panties off, I think I'd be ok. Tongue of steel.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think i've seen this post on both MLIA and Dearblankpleaseblank.com So fuck you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Voldemort?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, your stomach can only hold about the volume of your fist, so you'd be a dead guy laying on the ground with half of one of your limbs gone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not saying you're wrong, but why is it we can eat like a plate of spaghetti while, if i somehow combined the spaghetti into one huge solid lump, it would be far bigger than my stomach? O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoa dude, I’ve thought about this before. It blows my mind. I know it’s not possible, but still.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I figure you would get smaller. You would poop out whatever you eat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or turn inside out, blah blah, blah. You are so very original.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you could eat yourself... you would never have sex with your boyfriend and he would be sad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol I'm pretty sure pounding it in is a diff sensation than.....w.e your thinking?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of that snake cycle where the snake eats eats itself never ending lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mind Blown!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You would create a wormhole in which you could travel through O___o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd lose weight because you'd poop some of it out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd become a big ball and you could roll around like that fat kid from the Hook movie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

youd stay the same until you pooped it out

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this reminds me of the catdog episode where one of them ate the other

by Anonymous 13 years ago

volume consumed : volume grown =/= 1:1. Define small and the point in time in which you measure yourself, post-consumption and you have the basis of the ending of this argument as we know it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It has been proven by Cinnamon Toast Crunch that when you eat yourself you will disappear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK9Sy9A_M3A&feature=related

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you would poop out whatever part of you you ate so

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I imagine you would eventually become a very large stomach.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You would eat yourself down to a point where you could not possibly continue t eat yourself. That is, if you got past the incredible strain, both physical and emotional.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao emotional XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago