+218 guys are like parking spaces, the best ones are already taken. but every once in a while you find the perfect spot worth going for. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nice analogy hopeful it doesn't mean you want to run us over

by Anonymous 12 years ago

PROTIP: The perfect spot worth going for is called the prostate y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And the douche with the huge truck takes two of them..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guuurl, are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got fine written all over you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then right when you're about to take your perfect space, some bitch comes out of nowhere and steals it from you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago