Sometimes you feel like you might be pregnant even though you know you're a virgin, amirite?

My friends always say this! They're like "Oh no I'm a virgin but i'm a week late!" take it as a good thing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mine skipped for 4 months and i freaked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SAME HERE! I once had to go to the doctor and I hadn't had mine in abou two or three months and the lady asked me the last time I had my period, so I said April (it was June remember) so she asked if I was prego... It was rather awkward cause I am fourteen and my mom was in the room too O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep. Every time I'm more than a few days late. Then I remember.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i had a dream last night i was pregnant... it was way too vivid haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a dream like that once...it was terrible. I woke up and clutched my flat tummy. That was too scary haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i wonder how mary was feeling lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even though you think you're a virgin** (;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha i did the same thing when i woke up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when i was in kindergarten, me and this guy sam would hug and kiss on the back seat of the bus. then, that summer, i learned what pregnancy was (but not necessarily sex, i just knew it was from a boy being with a girl), so i freaked the fuck out and thought i was pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What...the...fuck....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What...the...fuck....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm having one of those moments right now actually XD My period is about a week late, and I know I'm not pregnant, but it's become a family joke to say I'm pregnant. ((Even thought I've never even had a boyfriend))

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahah you and Mary should have a chat about immaculate conception!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

..sounds a bit like my childhood. My older sister convinced me I was pregnant and I didn't know any better. She told me if you fall you aren't pregnant anymore, so I rode my scooter really fast and threw myself off of it. prrrrrrrrrrretty logical.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this isn't a pregnancy story, but i went to my doctor's office for a checkup and she asked me if i had allergies (yes) if i've had my period (yes) if it was regular (yes) and if i had any sexual experiences so without even really thinking i said "yes" (but i haven't and i'm a virgin). my mom was in the room and totally freaked out. :) awkward at the moment, but funny now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was almost two weeks late just now and thats the longest so far. My mom almost started flipping

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember once I went 7 months and every single day I was flipping shit. I was always telling myself "you're a virgin so up can't be pregnant" but then I would get some crazy idea like "what if someone date raped me... I wouldn't remember... I could be pregnant" The day it came I actually started dancing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for the part about being a virgin, I hear ya.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then you think you're about to have the messiah

by Anonymous 13 years ago