-112 How to create a religion: 1. Get high. 2. Go into a cave or a mountain. 3. Forget to bring munchies. 4. Get snowed in so you half starve. 5. Keep getting high; take a trip. 6. Wander out of your mountain cave and tell people about your trip. 5. You now have a holy place, an explanation of wonder, and absolutely no logic! You've got religion. Amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ignorant twat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thank you kindly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, which religion are you mocking? Or is it just religion in general?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): I'm pretty sure all of them. Non in particular.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In general, the reason for belief, not the belief itself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's kind of sad how ignorant you are. Militant atheists are getting to be more obnoxious than the radical religious people they claim to detest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Radical is bad regardless, whether someone is an atheist or religious. You can be an atheist and have moral values. Ignorance has nothing to do with belief when it comes to religion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't call you ignorant for your lack of religion, I called you ignorant for the way in which you chose to approach the subject, and for this bogus, inaccurate little rant about the origins of religion. There's no need to disrespect the beliefs of others just because you don't agree with them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't even count to 7.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You can't "trip" on cannabis.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or just be a powerful figure with Schizophrenia. It would be much easier.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I once read a Cracked article that provided a conspiracy theory of sorts for the beginning of Islam. Apparently there was a lot of incest back then and that causes diseases, one of which I guess gave you hallucinations. So, when Muhammad had his vision in his cave that started Islam, it really could have been just a hallucination from his genetic disease. It was a pretty interesting read. I'll try to find the article.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't even think atheists should YYA. That's how dumb, false, and unfunny it is.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Can't decide between lolwut or troll.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I feel like the only person who thought this was funny.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's because you're OP

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I found it rather hilarious. It's better than the blood stained reality of the origin and propagation of most religions.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, that was rude, don't you think? I follow a religion but you don't see me going around ranting about athiests, do you?

by Anonymous 11 years ago