"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one those boxes with a pinhole in it."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay: http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/analog.htm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i actually like the one about the girl and her date

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I loved this comment because I love Jeopardy, and I've had that awkward 7pm vs 7:30 pm talk with people I know in other cities.

by Anonymous 12 years ago