+730 High school health classes can be summed up in 5 minutes on the first day. "Hello class. Let's just get this out of the way. If it tastes good stop eating it, if it feels good stop doing it. Spend at least 27 hours a day exercising. Have a nice day.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must be speaking Entish if it takes you 5 minutes to say that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trust me, we do a lot more than that. You're forgetting reproduction, first aid, cpr, stds, smoking & alcohol, safety, and a bunch of other stuff. (source: just finished my semester of health)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What SlimShady said, call 911, don't drink or smoke or you'll die, and don't be stupid. There.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

& if you have sex you will get pregnant and die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

condoms anyone?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. you're going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Coach Carr, FTW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it feels good stop doing it..?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sex!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a health class in 7th grade. But it went something like that, more or less.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i favourited because of the 27 hours a day thing XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, the internet is bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, if anyone cyberbullies you, be sure to run to your parents so they can protect their spechuwl wittle snowflake. Everyone online is a rapist. Everyone. Anything that isn't educational can virtually rape and kill you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, Facebook is for the Devil.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We learn about psychological stuff in ours, like OCD, depression, and other stuff like that. Our health class might be set up differently than other schools though. Pardon the spelling if it's wrong, by the way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hehe, we learned about mental health disorders in my health class too. Thing is, though... I had learned about them a month before in my ACTUAL Psychology and Mental Health class. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lucky. We don't have those in my school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lucky?! They suck!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My health class last year: Don't do drugs; you'll die. Don't smoke; you'll die. Don't drink; you'll die. Don't eat unhealthy foods; you'll develop heart disease and die. This is a penis, this is a vagina, and this is how they work together, but don't have sex because you'll get AIDS and die or get pregnant and ruin your life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago