+114 Your childhood innocence was murdered the first time you lied awake in bed listening to your parents having sex, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was luckily spared that experience, as my parents are divorced.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine are divorced too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ipod in, world off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hear mine over music o.O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, if I was innocent, I wouldn't have understood what was going on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you should have gone to sleep when you were supposed to. Honestly, you should feel lucky your parents still have sex; it means they most likely don't hate each other. The more often the better. So if you have an insomnia problem or something, yeah the mp3 player thing should help.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It could be hot, passionate hate-sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was like, 5. And most 5 year olds don't have mp3 players. And yeah, I guess I should've been asleep

by Anonymous 13 years ago

incorrect. My parents have never had sex and I refuse to believe otherwise.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My parents only had sex once, and that was to have me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hun, they've had sex more than once, I can guarantee it. No married couple only has sex once together.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope. Isn't possible. My dad only had one sperm and my mom only had one egg.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, your sarcasm wasn't apparent in your first comment. For a moment there I thought you were that stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha.. my bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank god for divorced parents. This has never happened to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Parents are now divorced, spared from having to listen anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank God my parents room is down the hall :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want to murder them when I hear them. Go get a hotel room or something, either that or shut up with the noise.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lied? it's lay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lay is for objects. Lie is for people. It's like sit/set

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Separated parents since I was 4 FTW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O______________o worst time to have to go potty ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never had to deal with this. My parents have been married for 23 years, and I've never once heard them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've walked in on them when I was 4. DX

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks for reminding me I had blissfully repressed those memories...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my childhood innocence was murdered by rule 34.

by Anonymous 13 years ago