+423 No woman will ever be satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm absolutely positive I've seen this before. Nice plagiarism.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

suck my cock plz

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your chocolate, money shooting cock?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont think miss cramps up there ^ will suck it unless its chocolate and shoots out money.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

D;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's my new embarrassing fantasy of the week....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you have a chocolate penis wouldnt that mean the woman would, y'know, EAT it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no it's more just like the skin tastes like chocolate if you know what im sayin. if it was chocolate it'd melt and shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okay, thats a relief. I dont want my dick falling off on a hot day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it doesnt shoot money.. Y is it called the moneyshot?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cuz thats what people pay to see in porn. MONEY SHOT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol i know, i just thought the comment would be fitting.. I bet if u googled chocolate dick money shot, you wouldnt get chocolate or money >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the world is a cruel place ]:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I Know.. I wish they made chocolate titties. And if u suck them chocolate milk comes out. Itd be like heaven... In tit form

by Anonymous 13 years ago

black ladies have chocolate boob milk didn't you know?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ooh! I voted to homepage this post, then sat there debating whether to comment on it or not, and then decided not to. :D I would love a chocolate covered person. I would eat them. Nomom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but you just did. o.o"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But...see...but I didn't yesterday. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aha i seeeeeee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Slutty chicks have hole milk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...Dane Cook?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Man, that shit would hurt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chuck Norris does.

by Anonymous 13 years ago