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You know you're too young to drink wine if you're drinking it through a straw. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
That sounds like something an MLIAer would do.
by Anonymous13 years ago
LMFAO. Yeah, and then they find out their teacher does it too, making them the BEST. TEACHER. EVER!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
And it's not just ANY ordinary straw... It bends in twenty-eight places, swirls fifty times, AND it's decorated with dinosaur patterns! Best way to get drunk? I think so!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was ABOUT to write something involving dinosaurs .. :)
Bah, according to that site I'm SO not average
by Anonymous13 years ago
On the Contrary, if you're slurping up vodka or scotch or jack or something strong without choking to death, i'd say you're a bit of a pro.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Who drinks wine to get drunk?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't see why not. Higher alcohol content than beer. Tastes better, too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was being serious. Like, how come more people don't do that?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't know, I don't drink. Shit's bad for you.
by Anonymous13 years ago
True is that. I try to keep my liver in decent condition, personally.
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