When you're home alone it's mandatory to stay close to the knives, just in case. Amirite?

+119 When you're home alone it's mandatory to stay close to the knives, just in case. Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Knives won't help you if they have a gun.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I never thought someone was actually as paranoid as me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago