We can all stop a speeding bullet.....once. Amirite?

Unless your 50 Cent... Then you are intitled to unlimited bullet stoppage.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

entitled. spellcheck is fucking awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Justin Bieber can stop several. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zb64y6Nvs0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ive actually been shot before. shit kinda hurt bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

with something like a BB gun or a real one?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

real shit. .45.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What did it feel like?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I dunno. Terrible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wtf? what happened?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guy tried to carjack or rob or whatever me and my mom. I got shot in the leg. I shot him in the face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He died? wow dude, that's messed up. nice headshot though :P ....I feel bad for saying that now^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its not messed up. He tried to rob my family and he didn't realize what he was getting into.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant the shooting you part of course you have the right to shoot back if he shot you first defense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh yeah i guess its pretty messed up when anybody gets shot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you really take a hit from a .45ACP? o_0 That is military grade ammunition, you're very lucky to have survived that (if what you said was true).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, apparently I got super lucky. Kinda makes me happy to be alive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.45ACP is a very big round, I can only imagine how painful that was. I'm sorry that you had to go through that. Did the attacker get away with it? If he did, that would be fucked up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No he didn't get away with it. I shot him back. I didn't even go to his funeral.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh... Either way, he deserved that. Did the law fuck with you though? Most of the time when someone defends themselves, they get sued or something. That wouldve been more fucked up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, the guy shot me first. i had every right to shoot him back. the guy could have killed me and my mother. i made sure that didnt happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agreed, you did. Ive been in a similar situation as well, except no one got shot. Im glad that the law didnt do anymore unnecessary damage, because most of the time they screw over people who are innocent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i had a sweet ass lawer so that might have helped

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow you were invited to his funeral?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i could have gone if i wanted to. but i didnt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shit wont let me reply. but anyway it burned mostly. i went to the hospitol. they actually left it inside of me. apparently it was easier and cheaper that way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you used "shit" in every one of your comments. I personally find using a wide range of vocabulary makes me seem like an intelligent person

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okay i wont use shit in this comment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh wait...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

..so is it still inside you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. Its just chillin in my leg.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL ok. got me -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No I'm not even joking. They left it in there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wtf? isn't that bad? take that shit out and put it on a trophy wall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He left it in because to take it out he would have had to cut a bunch of muscle and nerves and stuff. Recovery time would have been a lot longer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but...you have a BULLET in your leg!?!? won't it affect your health? that lead inside your system. or you can just like show it off next time you go swimming...hahas jk jk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol it is a very small amount of lead, and its covered by copper, so its not going to do anything to my health. at least thats what the doctors told me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a matter of fact, it us very dangerous to take a bullet out of your body. Three of our presidents have died because they has bullets taken out of them right away, and three others, including Teddy Roosevelt, would have died if the bullet inside of them was taken out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that was on a cracked.com article, right? i read it too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

o.o... I'd still say or recommend you take it out unless you're looking at it as a battle scar. bullet in leg? dayum, the tiny amount of lead in there will still travel directly into your blood stream right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, bullets are covered by copper. Its a big misconception that bullets are big ole chunks of lead. I'm sure if somehow I started developing signs of lead poisoning they would take it out, but at the moment I'm fine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahh, good to know but still you might not know for certain and tiny traces could still be found. well, in the end, don't you feel like a badass now? :] that's something not everyone can say "I killed a guy"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry if ^ offended you, just playing around.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess it is pretty badass, but I don't go around bragging about it. And why would I be offended?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe the event was very tragic for you? or you just take pride in it hahas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I try not to make a big deal about it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and another comment. YOU BADASS OG! SHOT SOMEONE AND GOT AWAY WITH IT! jk jk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got stabbed with a pencil in third grade. The point was left in there. Looks like we both have lead in our legs, but then again what happened to you was much more impressive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha maybe just a little bit. Inb4 pencils are made of graphite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I stabbed myself with a pencil... tried to hold my pencil in an angle with my thigh...didn't turn out good it just looks like a mole now hahas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jeff Dunham!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Samuel Morse!

by Anonymous 13 years ago