+307 'If a guy had a vagina and a clit just for one day of his life, the first thing he would do would be to masturbate', many of us have heard about that before. Now just imagine that guy happened to get his vagina on THAT day of the month, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If he got a vagina on "that day of the month", it wouldn't matter unless he got a uterus to go with it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@I'mOverAnalyzing: If he had a "that day of the month" then he would have got the uterus too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I reckoned he'd still go for it. Or, he'd spend the rest of his life saying "Well, I did have a period, and it wasn't that bad, you girls are just over-exaggerating "

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aha so true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Masturbate on a towel.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lemme guess, for girls it's to pee standing up?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hell no I don't give a shit about that. I wanna know what it feels like to jack off. It seems like it'd feel better than fingering yourself. I just wanna know what it's like to cum everytime.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I assure you that as a girl, you would find the male orgasm disappointing, lasting as it does for only a few seconds with pitifully few contractions. And only 1 orgasm then a long wait, often hours, before they can go again! Your clit can give you so much more pleasure than any penis could. As to “cumming everywhere” this a porn only thing. Real guys generally ejaculate only around 5ml (a teaspoonful) of semen. We probably leak much more fluid from our pussy during a good session than that. In the old repressed times, penis envy was considered to be a thing. Nowadays, most guys probably have clitoris envy!

by Anonymous 5 months ago

Can’t speak for other girls but, personally, having a period has never stopped me masturbating. In fact, orgasms can definitely help ease period pain, so it’s possible that many girls masturbate more frequently during their period!

by Anonymous 5 months ago