You have gone on urban dictionary to look up the meaning of your name, amirite?

Heres mine: God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=simon A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire. Hung Like a Dragon Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life. Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock. Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack. Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon. I can't argue with this ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine = EPIC

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine's just a racial slur towards irish people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently mine is a. a smoking hot girl. b. a prostitute(RUSSIAN) or c. a slut.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am hot slut who claims to have sexed everyone within a 23 mile radius whilst in reality lives life as a lonely virgin. oh, and urban dictionary says im a compulsive liar. . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Charlie- 1.the beloved unicorn who goes to candy mountain and gets his kidney stolen "Charlie...Charlie...Charlie..." "What?! I'm right here!" "We're on a bridge Charlie!" 2.The most amazing name, person, and 7-letters in the world. Everybody loves him, nobody likes him. 3. a. A really hot guy. b. A guy's penis. c. Did you see that Charlie? Omg he was so hot! d. Did you see that Charlie's Chalie?! It was fucking HUGE!!!! 4.aka a hottie, a ridiculously good looking, charming man or boy wow what a charlie!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Name: Khalid meaning immortal. people with this name are amazingly handsome they have a high intelligence level, and are very well endowled. Khalid's are quite modest. Usually wearing hoodies they can get quite aggressive and kill. "Khalid just took a knife out and killed someone over a slice of cake" I don't think i'm that aggressive.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the butt-ugliest girl's name EVER. It's vile and disgusting. Worse than Helga, and that's saying a lot. Who the hell still names their kid Olga? Sigh. It's sounds a lot less harsh in Russian and Spanish...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"One of the best friends you could ever meet. Sometimes quiet and patient but when she's around a group shes wild and fun. She is always there to listen to you and give you a hug if you need one. She is willing to try anything and is very athletic. She can talk for hours or just have no idea what's going on. She is an overall great person to be around." But I'm not athletic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well what do you know. ''The most Awesomest, Nicest, Prettiest, Sexiest, Cutest, Sweetest, and most Amazing girl in the whole wide world.''

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"An amazing person inside, attractive, can be shy on the outside to new people but once you get to know them very outgoing and silly in a good way. Best friend to possibly have, never tells secrets. Sometimes insecure because others put them down. Gillian is a truly fun person to be around." I'll take it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago