+412 Mayonaise and Miracle Whip are NOT the same thing, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they're both NASTYYYY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Miracle Whip is great, what are you talking about?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's an opinion. and my opinion includes that miracle whip AND mayonnaise are like bowls full of GARBAGE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No way? Is that why they have two different names? Tigers and robots are NOT the same thing, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

being a smartass is so annoying just letting you know. Everyone I know says its the same thing, and clearly its not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, just because everyone you know is a dumbass, doesn't mean I'm being a smartass (although I am smarter than the average person). But clearly, they are not seeing as they would be sued for taste infringement if they were.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think miracle whip is deeeescusting so when people say its the same as mayo, I get kinda ticked lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, Miracle Whip is some gnarly shit. I had it a couple of times, because of the whole Mayo is bad for you crap, then I decided I didn't give a fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think Miracle Whip tastes like fruity mayonnaise...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes Miracle wHip, is the gay unwanted cousin of Mayonnaise.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Poor thing... if only he didn't taste so gross.... :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If only....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, some of you guys are going to skin me alive for this, but I always thought Miracle Whip was a kind of whipped cream before I Googled it 5 seconds ago...We don't have it in our house.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't miracle wip salad dressing?? I might be wrong..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, you just might be! Nah, I'm kidding it can be, it's also used for spread on bread (which rhymes). It's the sugar substitute of Mayo, for the self conscious people, who "watch what they eat"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, ok. And thanks for not being rude..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup, don't mention it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

too late

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess it is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... all you have to do is look at the jars to tell that... Miracle Whip clearly says it's salad dressing, not mayo. These people you know are kinda stupid... it's like saying coffee and cocoa are the same because they're both hot brown liquids. Not that anyone cares, but I like them both with different things, probably because I was raised with a health-conscious mom who always bought Miracle Whip and I didn't even discover real mayo until I was almost grown.

by Anonymous 13 years ago