He also forgets his grandson's name, gets angry when you try to ride a bike in someone else's house, gives dangerous animals to children and for some reason invented a machine which has data on every single pokémon that it just doesn't want to give you until you own the pokémon. Also, he probably spent his whole life looking for those three pokémon, you can't catch them anywhere.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He also has to ask everyone if they are a girl or boy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought there was something strange about Prof. Oak... http://ctrlv.in/14166

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clearly you've never seen the movies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also how do they make whale-sized pokemon fit into tiny balls? if they have the technology to change the size of matter, especially LIVING matter, why do they use bikes instead of cars or something better? if ash can beat all the gym leaders in every region, why does pikachu seem to be equal to the first gym leader's pokemon of every new region? there's alot of crazy shit in pokemon

by Anonymous 13 years ago