There has to be something wrong with your relationship if your boyfriend gets you a dildo for Christmas, amirite?

+155 There has to be something wrong with your relationship if your boyfriend gets you a dildo for Christmas, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hope for you that you're not talking from experience

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn it! I really hope I can find that receipt...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would also be ironic if you got a dildo for Christmas..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rodney Carrington got his wife a "fake weenie" cuz he's away a lot on tour.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DP?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dp?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DOUBLE PENETRATION. =DP

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It can add something more to the bedroom. And, for long distance relationships, it's a thoughtful gift. They also have Clone-A-Willy and Clone-A-Vagina, lolol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's even weirder when your girlfriend gets you dildo! "Here, Babs, now you can fuck yourself in the ass when I'm not here!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago