The best job to ever get fired from, if you had to get fired, would be the unemployment office. You could just walk in the next day and be like "Haha! You're workin' for me now, BITCH." Amirite?

+357 The best job to ever get fired from, if you had to get fired, would be the unemployment office. You could just walk in the next day and be like "Haha! You're workin' for me now, BITCH." Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri Martin. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jah! My friend texted it to me, and I'd never seen that episode, and right after 5 minutes was up, she tells me 'aye! its from that hilarious Demetri Martin fella' me: awwww FUCK.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha Shweet! I can't remember which episode it was, but I've definitely seen it. What about: I like parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the piñata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its ass. What I’m trying to say is, don’t make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha yes!! That used to be my text signature, but since it was so long, the actual message had to be like, less than 10 letters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago