Buy a stack of bibles. Walk around door-to-door, and pretend to have a stutter. Ask people 'W-w-would you l-l-like to buy a b-b-ible, or should I r-r-read it t-t-to you instead?' Instant profit, amirite?

+175 Buy a stack of bibles. Walk around door-to-door, and pretend to have a stutter. Ask people 'W-w-would you l-l-like to buy a b-b-ible, or should I r-r-read it t-t-to you instead?' Instant profit, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless you stop by a religious person, you're going to have to manage doing that stutter for quite sometime.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's how Quirrel made a living before being employed by Hogwarts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or they could just slam the door in your face. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone explain please?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok so try having a real stutter, then try reading a full page out of any book. call me when you understand how i feel everyday

by Anonymous 13 years ago