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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a **** is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

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Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how big my **** would be if I were a guy. Love this post

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Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how big my **** would be if I were a guy. Love this post

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RaShEllllA RaShEllllA

In response to “Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how...

... It's really sad because I'd have a baby **** my hands are so small hahaha

+4646 Reply

yes,istoledit

In response to “It's really sad because I'd have a baby...

Haha don't worry I would too. I have the hands of an 8 year old lol

+38381 Reply

RaShEllllA RaShEllllA

In response to “Haha don't worry I would too. I have the...

yeah i checked it out too. if i were a guy , i'd never be laid.

+525311 Reply

wmstephaniefh

In response to “yeah i checked it out too. if i were a guy...

Your mom has never been laid.

+556052 Reply

AnonymousTroll

In response to “Your mom has never been laid.

oh touche.

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wmstephaniefh

In response to “yeah i checked it out too. if i were a guy...

But then...how...? Oh, right. Cloning, of course. Duh.

+17192 Reply

Originality_is_Dead Originality_is_Dead

In response to “ OBVIOUSLY. haha.

Well OBVIOUSLY we have a RAPIST in LINCOLN PARK

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Jennitalia Jennitalia

In response to “Well OBVIOUSLY we have a RAPIST in LINCOLN PARK

he's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin' yo motha' up tryna clone her. so ya'll need to hid yo' mom, hide yo' dad and hide yo' babies cuz he's clonin' errybody out there.

+22231 Reply

wmstephaniefh

In response to “he's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin' yo...

You don't need to reproduce, he gon' clone you

+26261 Reply

Jennitalia Jennitalia

In response to “Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how...

haha i did it too and i have fairly large hands so i would be huge xD

+34351 Reply

Bethanytheravenclaw Bethanytheravenclaw

In response to “Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how...

My **** would be GIANT! Kinda makes me wish I were a guy...

+693 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how...

MY **** WOULD SMASH BUILDINGS!

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SuperFastJellyFish SuperFastJellyFish

no my plan was to read it then check the thumb thing out so the last part is false

+36382 Reply

stepdom

I really want to homepage this more than once.

+56571 Reply

Lkun Lkun

Haha very nice :)

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Anonymous

I've done it before so i was expecting the end :')

+9101 Reply

freddo

Sounds like something out of a women's magazine, written by a 47-year old woman, who think she is hilarious.

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Anonymous

I refuse to believe that my **** would be that small if I had one.

+35361 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “I refuse to believe that my **** would be...

Face it, if you were a guy, you're asian

+5105 Reply

TheTall123 TheTall123

In response to “I refuse to believe that my **** would be...

it could be worse. just look at the amirite guy (y) now that's a small ****

+3333 Reply

Ross Ross

My **** would be huge, if I was a guy. My fingers are so long. ):

+51521 Reply

TicTacAddict TicTacAddict

In response to “My **** would be huge, if I was a guy. My...

you're also black

+171922 Reply

derp derp

In response to “My **** would be huge, if I was a guy. My...

:( ???? Why the hell does that sadden you?! You should be ecstatic that you'd have a massive ****. Turn that frown upside down.

+991 Reply

Jennitalia Jennitalia

Too bad that the thumb x3 thing is larger than average.

+343621 Reply

Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

is the **** thing true?

+24251 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “is the **** thing true?

not even close

+2020 Reply

LonelyIsland LonelyIsland

In response to “not even close

Not at all

+77 Reply

kayden

In response to “is the **** thing true?

lol were you scared?

+10122 Reply

TalkingRice TalkingRice

In response to “is the **** thing true?

(no)

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BrianH BrianH

guilty...

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Anonymous

HA. I've actually always wondered how big my **** would be if I was a guy! And lets just say, I'd be pleasing the ladies ;) Funny though cuz I'm short, but with long fingers somehow, but hell I think I'd make a good looking guy :P

+3131 Reply

cjewels cjewels

HAHHAHAHAAHAHA! love this!

+77 Reply

J_ZAS J_ZAS

Well my **** is not 9 inches long.

+4242 Reply

IAMSTORM IAMSTORM

I'm eating chips.

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Roy

In response to “I'm eating chips.

Today I was eating chips and in the park and some kid from my school came by and snatched them from me and ran away. Then, he came back a minute later and all that was left in the bag were crumbs. IT was pretty disappointing.

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muffinmonkey muffinmonkey

In response to “Today I was eating chips and in the park and...

They're Doritos.

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Roy

In response to “They're Doritos.

interesting...

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muffinmonkey muffinmonkey

Well, if I had a **** it would pretty long..

+66 Reply

Anonymous

If I were a guy, it would be real long. Creepy long.

+30311 Reply

Anonymous

6 1/2 inches, son. Eh, I would be average...

+1616 Reply

Anonymous

I'd be a little over 7 inches, but I already knew this because one of my friends told me it's the distance from where your palm starts to the end of your middle finger and then he said "now think about how much bigger my hands are than yours" I was definitly freaked out

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528491 528491

Anonymous

In response to “*definitely

Oh my god I missed a freakin "e"

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528491 528491

In response to “Oh my god I missed a freakin "e"

thats not true, mine's way bigger than my palm 2 the tip of my middle finger

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yay_im_wrong yay_im_wrong

In response to “thats not true, mine's way bigger than my...

I don't think any of them are really true but it's still fun to measure anyway, and way to brag :P

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528491 528491

In response to “I don't think any of them are really true but...

what is true though is that your foot is the same size as your inner wrist to your elbow (the end of the wrist starts after that bone popping out

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yay_im_wrong yay_im_wrong

In response to “what is true though is that your foot is the...

yes just like 3x your thumb is the same as the wrist to middle finger, but apperantly none of them are accurate **** measurements

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528491 528491

In response to “yes just like 3x your thumb is the same as...

no, the foot thing is always true... at least it's worked 4 ne1 ive asked

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yay_im_wrong yay_im_wrong

In response to “no, the foot thing is always true... at least...

oh I've always heard "big feet just means big socks"

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528491 528491

In response to “no, the foot thing is always true... at least...

The foot thing worked for me.

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different anonymous

I think girls did more measuring than guys...

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TheTall123 TheTall123

I read this on facebook the other day.

+671 Reply

Summerstar Summerstar

6 inches...pretty average I guess. Oh and thanks 528491, now I won't be able to look at a guys hand without thinking about their **** size now.

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Iwanttomakeanaccount

In response to “6 inches...pretty average I guess. Oh and...

You're welcome ;)

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528491 528491

So true

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Anonymous

Mine would be bigger than my boyfriend's...

+4141 Reply

fuustoleit fuustoleit

My **** would be a little over 10 inches long. Too bad I'm not a guy. D:

+9101 Reply

WhatsThatInMyFridge

The girls here have grotesquely long thumbs.

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IAMSTORM IAMSTORM

In response to “The girls here have grotesquely long thumbs.

hahaha I was thinking the same thing :P

+451 Reply

YourCleverNameIsMine YourCleverNameIsMine

In response to “The girls here have grotesquely long thumbs.

good for hand jobs

+15161 Reply

Shortstopmwd Shortstopmwd

I love this post! Haha. :p

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heyyitsjocy

I'd have a baby **** xD

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hpismylife hpismylife

I would have one around 7 inches. Larger than average amirite?

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Anonymous

I'm a man and I read this all, is there something wrong with that? Haha

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Some_Kid

i measured my thumb 3 timesthat would mean it's=========================================================>

Wow!

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Im_so_bored_so_bye Im_so_bored_so_bye

In response to “i measured my thumb 3 timesthat would mean...

you have a tiny thumb

+22 Reply

DarthJader DarthJader

Id be about 5 inches

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FailAtLife FailAtLife

In response to “Id be about 5 inches

How long are YOUR thumbs??

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Anonymous

In response to “How long are YOUR thumbs??

like 1.7 inches

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FailAtLife FailAtLife

this post is hilarious, i cracked up XD
haha i would be really long too

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wittynamehere wittynamehere

So mine is 21 inches?

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Anonymous

In response to “So mine is 21 inches?

ur thumb isn't 7 inches

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yay_im_wrong yay_im_wrong

In response to “ur thumb isn't 7 inches

Oh yeah?

+22 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Oh yeah?

u a guitar player or somethin?

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yay_im_wrong yay_im_wrong

In response to “u a guitar player or somethin?

Just a former president.

+1313 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Just a former president.

i thot u played guitar... thats how u got all those girls?

-11 Reply

yay_im_wrong yay_im_wrong

In response to “i thot u played guitar... thats how u got all...

Unless you count my wang as my guitar

+33 Reply

Anonymous

Holy flip, mine would be long...

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i_love_you_and_tacos i_love_you_and_tacos

the best post ever !!! made me laugh so much :D

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catrionapack catrionapack

You all realize that it's a joke, right? A guys **** is not 3x the length of their thumb.

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Roger

In response to “You all realize that it's a joke, right? A...

it's to scare the girls (hello)

+1515 Reply

TalkingRice TalkingRice

I love how everyone is freaking out over that ONE section of the post. No one is freaking out: HOLY CRAP WE USE 300 FREAKING MUSCLES WHEN WE STAND!

+30311 Reply

SourceofSmile

My **** is more than 3x my thumb length. Maybe I'm measuring my thumb wrong.

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wobbuffet wobbuffet

In response to “My **** is more than 3x my thumb length...

it may happen 2 be, but it's not consistant

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yay_im_wrong yay_im_wrong

In response to “it may happen 2 be, but it's not consistant

I really do think I was measuring my thumb wrong. I only measured it to be 2 inches, how long is yours?

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wobbuffet wobbuffet

In response to “I really do think I was measuring my thumb...

about 3in. but im just a young boy

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yay_im_wrong yay_im_wrong

In response to “about 3in. but im just a young boy

K well I'm obviously measuring wrong then.

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wobbuffet wobbuffet

In response to “K well I'm obviously measuring wrong then.

it's from the tip of ur thumb to the bone under it

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yay_im_wrong yay_im_wrong

In response to “it's from the tip of ur thumb to the bone under it

(wobbuffet):@932659 (yay_im_wrong): that was an incredibly strange conversation to read

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BaconIsGoodForMe BaconIsGoodForMe

In response to “(wobbuffet):@932659 (yay_im_wrong): that was...

Definitely. I mean, measuring thumbs correctly?

+11 Reply

theatrebug

9 inches? more like 7 1/2

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J.Stone

12 inches? I didn't even think I had large thumbs....

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....

You have to think about how big quarterback's hands are... O_O

+1212 Reply

theskaterbug theskaterbug

I dont know, I am a woman.

-33 Reply

rawr_ur_dead rawr_ur_dead

Rip off! First of all this is not yours originally. Also, i wrote the same post three months ago.

-11 Reply

Choochootrain

I'm only 4 inches....But some ladies like it that thick.

+352 Reply

twat_waffle twat_waffle

you soooo got that from facebook...

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enchanting7

30 cm?!?!?!? I'm pretty sure I'm measuring it wrong...

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lucky13n lucky13n

I finished reading this after i put all 3 of my thumbs together

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JxKing52 JxKing52

length of 3 of my thumbs
------------------------------- DAMN i would have a big **** ;)

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DarthJader DarthJader

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