+374 Why do they call undercooked meat "rare"? It's not that rare, you can find it almost anywhere... amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That second half rhymes :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice rhyme. I like my meat really rare. When it's dark out, I like to sneak into other peoples homes, and take their meat straight off of their skin, and DEVOUR IT. Because I'm a carnivore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because it's rare that you'll live through it XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean like on every cow which is alive. Also all other animals which people eat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More to the point. Blue? When it barely touches the heat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago