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Out of all of Santa's reindeer, the one that sounds most like a street name for crystal meth is all of them, amirite?

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I can just see the headlines "Santa Claus and reindeers promotes Meth." Followed by a banning of the use of Santa Claus in the media and the congress voting Christmas a vegetable.

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BurnyBurn BurnyBurn

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I'll be Blitzen down to Prancer street
to find a gram of Vixen
while I....
I give up

+8485116 Reply

Gavin Gavin

In response to “I'll be Blitzen down to Prancer street to...

While I Dasher a Dancer like Cupid on Comet. Donner bout you, but this Rudolf is good stuff.

+8991216 Reply

Teehee

This actually gave me a good laugh. (y)

+1919 Reply

Vex Vex

I don't know about Donner, but the rest, definitely.

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Asteriski Asteriski

In response to “I don't know about Donner, but the rest...

Isn't it ironic how the one reindeer nobody liked is the one who ends up famous, and gets allll the bitches.

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JustSayin

In response to “Isn't it ironic how the one reindeer nobody...

*Does

Bitches are dogs.

+46464 Reply

MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

In response to “*Does Bitches are dogs.

I got that **** a bone.

Bitches love bones.

+434311 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “*Does Bitches are dogs.

The does, elks, fallows, cows, your girlfriend, moose, he gets them all. Even the bitches and hoes. Deal with it. (un)

+1515 Reply

JustSayin

In response to “The does, elks, fallows, cows, //your//...

Joke's on you, I don't have a girlfirend! That's right ladies, you heard me. (hello)

+373816 Reply

MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

So would Rudolph be the coke head?? Since he's got that **** up nose and all
i mean, he IS the most famous of them all!!

+30311 Reply

Your_Stalker Your_Stalker

In response to “So would Rudolph be the coke head?? Since...

http://ctrlv.in/53492 yes. yes he would.

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/53492 yes. yes he would.

I'd love to see your Google Image history.

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Anonymous

In response to “I'd love to see your Google Image history.

You mean...you can't? I know about SSH and secure connections and all, and all those anti-hacker provisions, but jeez. Wait, that's you.

+11 Reply

RandyMichz

In response to “I'd love to see your Google Image history.

Pornpornpornporn cat pictures pornpornpornporn baby.

+33 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “So would Rudolph be the coke head?? Since...

No, do you not know how the song goes???
"All of the other reindeer.. used to do meth and crack cocaine! They never let poor Rudolph join in any drug deal gangs!"

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

In response to “No, do you not know how the song...

LIKE MONOPOLY

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runnerdude runnerdude

In response to “So would Rudolph be the coke head?? Since...

While in humans, certain features make a person more attractive, the red nose gets all the ladies in reindeer land (hello)

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Exploding_Chickens Exploding_Chickens

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW (wary)

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Favvkes Favvkes

Apart from Cupid. That just sounds like a romantic dessert.

+1717 Reply

Whacka Whacka

That explains the giant bag.

+13133 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “That explains the giant bag.

Oh. I thought his sack was just really big. (hello)

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Anonymous

In response to “Oh. I thought his sack was just really big...

It is big. He only comes once a year.

+959530 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “It is big. He only comes once a year.

He is getting older.

+33 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “It is big. He only comes once a year.

Reminds me of Bo Burnham's song- Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

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Anonymous

Dude, that Cupid is hella dank.

+121 Reply

Jesus_Christ Jesus_Christ

Or names for clubs in new York that stefon would suggest on weekend update.

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TMaurerB

In response to “Or names for clubs in new York that stefon...

Human suitcase xD

+11 Reply

OFWGKTA OFWGKTA

In response to “Or names for clubs in new York that stefon...

-If you like reindeer, New York's hottest club is BLITZEN! They have everything: real elves, dogs that look like reindeer, Mantas (that's mexican Santas), human Rudolphs...
-What's a human Rudolph?
-It's that thing of when like a midget with antlers paints his nose red and you ride around Williamsburg on his shoulders

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ali_d

I can just see the headlines "Santa Claus and reindeers promotes Meth." Followed by a banning of the use of Santa Claus in the media and the congress voting Christmas a vegetable.

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BurnyBurn BurnyBurn

I'm familiar with the song, but I don't know which reindeer is "all of them." Strange name for a reindeer, in my opinion.

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Anonymous

I think Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Blitzen, Prancer, Cupid, Comet, and Vixen sound a LITTLE more innocent than Crank, Crystal Meth Glass, Hot-Ice, Meth, Methlies, Poor Man's Cocaine, Shards, Speed, Super Ice, Tina, Trash, and Yellow Bam. But that's just me.

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “I think Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Blitzen...

Crystal Meth Glass is a street name for Crystal Meth? The dealers must have worked their asses off there. None of these street names sound very street at all.

+1313 Reply

Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “I think Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Blitzen...

But the first ones sound a lot like prostitute slang.

+44 Reply

Exploding_Chickens Exploding_Chickens

Inb4 swarm of cat pictures?

Or babies eating crackers?

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Exploding_Chickens Exploding_Chickens

In response to “Inb4 swarm of cat pictures? Or babies eating...

Or not.

I mean, even you're doubting yourself. Question marks show your weakness.

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ihearandomusic ihearandomusic

Or ecstasy (hello)

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Hairyleo Hairyleo

They sound like stripper names to me.

+1414 Reply

LittleRed LittleRed

In response to “They sound like stripper names to me.

Well there is Dancer, Prancer, and Cupid.

+77 Reply

stepdom

In response to “Well there is Dancer, Prancer, and Cupid.

Dancer has got to be the laziest stripper name ever.

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MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

That explains the eyes.
http://ctrlv.in/53536

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ihearandomusic ihearandomusic

Rudolf the red eyed reindeer.

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Anonymous

i was expecting someone to comment and name all the reindeer, and post a sentence for how each can be said as street names.

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cremep0ps cremep0ps

I wonder how high you could get by smoking Comet.

+33 Reply

BonslyGuy BonslyGuy

In response to “I wonder how high you could get by smoking Comet.

It's out of this world, dude.

+33 Reply

PartyPat PartyPat

In response to “I wonder how high you could get by smoking Comet.

Man you'd feel like you flew around the whole world in a night.

+11 Reply

ChosenToLead ChosenToLead

I read through all these comments and I think about 90% of them made me laugh. (y)

+33 Reply

sansa sansa

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