There are loads of people that say they are going to change in the new year, they are going to "be a better person". Stop with the crap. You're going to remain the same annoying bitch and we all know it, amirite?

+407 There are loads of people that say they are going to change in the new year, they are going to "be a better person". Stop with the crap. You're going to remain the same annoying bitch and we all know it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Okay, 2011 is going to be a drama-free year!!!!:)<3" *two weeks later* "FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT THAT BITCH DID LAST NITE!!!!!11!!1!1"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which is my new years "resolution" isn't something dumb like "be a better person" or "lose weight" its simply to finish this horde of video games I have.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha there's this girl who is literally always a bitch to me. On Jan. 2 she sent me a facebook note saying "remember that time i jumped you and tried punching your face in? well that was really inappropriate and you should forgive me because it's my new year's resolution to be nice (:" i was like wtfff deleteeee my resolution is to not send so much money. i want to have a proper savings account come december

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never make a resolution like that. Mostly because I don't need to. I'm already perfect.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All my friends changed their statuses on facebook to "omg lulz sinc its lyk a new yr nd stuf it mens tht evrthng wll chng!!1!" Yeah. Cause sitting on your ass doing nothing is going to make your life better. Makes sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine's pretty cliche. It's to work out every day til summer, but I've actually stuck to it and lost 5 pounds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least you have stuck to it this long and lost 5 pounds which is really good!

by Anonymous 13 years ago