+287 Even though it's perfectly painless, it is impossible to look cool with a random nosebleed. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could pretend that you were getting mugged by 20 guys, but managed to bash them all up, and escape with just a nosebleed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never had a nosebleed >.<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're lucky. Either you run through half a box of tissues in 10 minutes, or you stand over a sink for that same amount of time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Blood's dripping from my nose? SWEET."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Last year, right after track warm-ups, I'd ALWAYS get a bloody nose. In fact, it was expected. Spontaneously. I'd be walking to the bathroom with my fingers pinching my nose, and people would be looking at me like, "WTF?" And 2 years ago, in my science class [the classroom was sooo dry], I'd randomly get nosebleeds. I'd just get up, say "Nosebleed", and go to the bathroom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's like, one second you're just standing there, and then you're wiping your nose cause you feel something and in that split second it's like "damn!".

by Anonymous 13 years ago