I saw this very rad band in a basement once. It was their first show. No one else was there. When they were done playing, I killed them all so no one else would ever know about how amazing they are. Try to out-hipster me, amirite?

+544 I saw this very rad band in a basement once. It was their first show. No one else was there. When they were done playing, I killed them all so no one else would ever know about how amazing they are. Try to out-hipster me, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is the most fantastic thing I have ever heard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agreed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is it you hipsterhitler?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because if people knew how amazing they were, the band would become sell outs just because they start getting on the radio and then they'd start writing music that's not really any different from what they wrote at first but you'd still prefer their older stuff??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I realized there was blood on my clothes, so I went to Urban Outfitters and got a pair of too tight jeans and shirt with an ironic saying. I then drove my Hybrid over to the nearest coffee shop and discussed the downfall of western society.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I drive an SUV with a bumper sticker for priuses. It's ironic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was going to tell you to go back to mlia until your story ended fantastically, good job:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hipsters stopped saying rad when it became too mainstream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw some totally awesome hipster clothes at Hot Topic, so I shot the cashier, burned the store, went to Panda Express, ordered from their new menu, and killed everyone else eating from their new menu. Then when I got home, I saw that one of my facebook posts got "Liked" so I deleted it. I read about how only 1 person in the entire world would be unfortunate enough to go on a plane and be the only person NOT carrying a bomb, so I took my friend Osama on a private jet and got killed. Luckily, heaven was too mainstream so I went back to earth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont get this post..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure I homepaged this for you. I had searched hipster and I like this so I YYA'd it and I used one of my votes. You owe me one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think YOU owe ME!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That band had a fan? Pff, mainstream sellouts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^I LOVE ALL OF THIS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so i totally had to type in "prius goes plural" to post that comment. Oh how hipster..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GREAT POST. darn hipsters. :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago