+329 When Michael Jackson died he should have been cremated (not buried) so he could be the king of not just pop, but of snap and crackle too, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post better not be stolen because it's pure genius :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like the way you think.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But he's not the cartoon characters!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then he'd get on my Rice Krispies box and scare me when I want my breakfast.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lmao that's great

by Anonymous 14 years ago