I'm a hot babe out jogging

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a teenage girl. My BFF Becky just texted me and says She's kissed Johnny. Well, this is a problem, because I like Johnny. Now, I'm emotionally compromised and depressed.*crashes into car*. I'm all like Omg, Becky's not even hot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well, I'm out making sure 'this' stays a ten when you drive by. You're checking out my awesome headband when, *crashes into light pole* oops.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a wild deer. I'm out here, eating leaves and whatnot, when I come across this road and I'm like What is this thing? That's when you come around the bend and I freeze in your head lights because that's what we deer do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm your GPS. Turn right up ahead. You never update me so now, I just have to wing it. No, i ment, turn left up ahead. Recalculating.... TURN RIGHT NOW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm the four string quarter back. Before the game I ate all you can eat calamari. But I'm also a transfer student, so I'm a little lost. AHHHHHHHHHHH. *dude crashes into bikes"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a filthy rich executive. I hear the markets down a million points. I freak out. I spill my large Expresso. The searing pain makes me slam on the breaks. Uh oh. Your fault.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So true. The idea is good and the guy who does them is perfect!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a random windstorm. Shakey! Shakey shakey shakey!

by Anonymous 12 years ago