+350 If we really could fly on brooms, no one would ever use them to sweep. Kids would be like, "Hey! Mom, Dad! Look at me flying!" And their parents would be like, "Dude thats cool and everything, but could you at least fly a little closer to the ground? The floors are dusty as shit.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would never sweep the floor with my Nimbus. It's expensive so I use my father's cleansweep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Personally I like to go with a Comet 260

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Psssh, that is slow like heck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just wouldn't want to waste a cleansweep sweeping the floor, its a decent broom really. Nothing compared to my Firebolt, but it gets the job done.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Firebolts are old. People use Flickerwaters now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly it was a miracle my mom could get enough money together to get the family a Firebolt. Us Weasley's are a poor lot, you see. Flickerwaters are a bit too expensive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Flickerwaters are great brooms. I hope you die :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh...uh, well, uhm, god this is awkward. But you see, I'm already kind of, uhm...well, dead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh... well... I thought you were Richie

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we miss you fred!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Witch witch burn them on the stake or sink or swim test.

by Anonymous 13 years ago