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If a girl from Iceland and a guy from Cuba have a kid, Will he be an icecube? amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Demetir Martin. Please use quotes buddy he's a great comedian and deserves to be credited.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not sure if this is original or not, but it's genius. <3
by Anonymous13 years ago
You sure are a fucking idiot. Look at the damn comment above you.
You did that?
Ok, now get out of the internet, you do not deserve to be here.
by Anonymous13 years ago
No need to be so rude to people.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dear anon, I find it ironic that you're telling me to get off the internet and calling me a fucking idiot when anonymous internet hate is responsible for thousands of deaths every year.
I said "I'm not sure if this is original or not" because I saw the comment above mine, but I was being lazy and didn't want to bother taking the time to look up whether or not the above referenced source was the point of origination for this saying. Genius is genius no matter where it comes from. =]
by Anonymous13 years ago
This is from Russel Peters
by Anonymous13 years ago
If a guy from Pakistan and a girl from Cuba have a child, would he be a pube?
by Anonymous13 years ago
If a man from belize and woman from chile have a baby boy, will he be a son of a bitch
by Anonymous13 years ago
russell peters joke, not demetri martin!
italy+ jamaica= pastafarian
iceland+cuba= ice cube
holland+philippines= jalapenos
french+greek=freak
i think thats it, did i miss any?
by Anonymous13 years ago
don't forget, everyone is going to turn out beige.
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