I'm singing, I'm in a store and I'm singing, I'm in a store AND IM SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Studying law, making a responsible choice for my future. Being a lawyer had better be awesome.. what's up Teeed?" "I'm going to the basement today, with my laundry and a roll of quarters.I'm back too soon because I left the room without detergent and fabric softener." Oh, Marshall.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Only all the time. Fucking Disney princess up in here

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My friend sings about hitting his phone for being stupid as he hits his phone for being stupid. Clever, hilarious, and a habit I'm still trying to change.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

7am wakin' up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs, gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal...OH SHIT!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 11 years ago