Flowers have the most boring sex life, amirite?

I dunno.... Tom Scarritt might compete.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cells, perhaps?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Flower isnt an organism, so its plants with the boring sex life. Otherwise its like saying " my uterus has a boring sex life" Also fungi have pretty boring sex lives too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I dunno about fungi. Some types switch back and forth between asexual and sexual reproduction. Sounds a little exciting to me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yea well plants have the anlternative generations thing (haploid and diploid), its all very interesting, until you have to study this shit for a big exam lol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anything is interesting until you have to study it for an exam. It's how I currently feel about physics.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pollination fornication. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh yeah baby, pollinate me. harder!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry but it's all up the bees from here on out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone's never watched flower porn.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you SERIOUS? Watching all that pollen come from the stamen into the stigma is fucking orgasmic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What are you talking about. They have multiple sex partners so it's like an ongoing orgy, it is an always an open relationship that is never frowned upon in the flower community, they are all polygamists and none are prudes. In human culture you would be shunned and labled a whore

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yea but have insects/wind do it for them, its not like they "get it onn" or anything lol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least they HAVE a sex life...

by Anonymous 12 years ago