+520 In video games, it's always the character's fault, never yours, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Haha ya like I directed the character to go over there and the character should have been smarter then to listen to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That asshole can't jump worth a damn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's always either: -The poor controls -The character being unresponsive -Cheating AI -Rigged random number generation

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's especially always Mario's fault, he doesn't always jump when I press the button.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technology does as I tell it to... Unless it lags, which actually happens much less than people blame "fucking lag" on their not reacting quickly enough, but even so, if it lags, it still does what I tell it to, just later than I want it to.

by Anonymous 11 years ago