+719 Frodo would make a crappy ring-bearer at a wedding: "And now…the ring, please?" "THE RING IS MINE!" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't invite Gandalf, either. When the bride's walking down the aisle he'll jump and yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Gimli would drink all the ale...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Galadriel. She'll interrupt the ceremony and take an hour to give a bunch of eccentric gifts away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Denethor. He'd try and build a funeral pyre on the altar, tell all the guests to leave then throw himself off the church.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Treebeard. He'd spend three days toasting the bride and groom in Entish, because, you know, they never bother to say anything unless it's worth taking a long time to say.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Legolas would exclaim something obvious, like "OMG THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED!" Do hire Sam for catering, though.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Nah, he'd probably say "They're taking the bride to Isengard!" part way through.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Golem would be much worse though XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(...): Golem

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, the ring would get lost in his crevices.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(...): The ring is my preciousssss. Lol!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And wormtongue would be next to the priest telling him what to say

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that would make a good ring bearer, allow me to be the first NW.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Disagreeing for the sake of dissent?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

h deal with it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

am i the only one who has NO idea what is going on?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lord of the Rings references. Come back to this post once you have learnt them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Happy to help :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago