+669 Sport commentators are very good at pointing out the obvious, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"There goes the player, running down the field. Would you look at that, one foot in front of the other! Oh man, he did it again! Only a couple of meters away from the ball! He sure looks like he's breathing! There's two teams on the field! The player scored a point! He seems to be happy about it!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Now what they're going to want to do here is score a touchdown." <-- Actual quote I've heard from multiple football announcers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH MY GOD! HE'S RUNNING! CHECK THE RULEBOOK, WE HAVE A VIOLATION HERE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago