+251 How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? Stab him with a steak, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fine by me, I'm on Team Jacob anyway. :p

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(<3 JBieber): Jacob's meat is the steak the vampire is being stabbed with.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That cracked me the fuck up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my God you again?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So this vampire sucks tree sap or something? Interesting.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

tomato juice

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or u take away its Bella and wait for it to commit suicide

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like this happened on a Sabrina the teenage witch episode, but I may be mistaken

by Anonymous 12 years ago