+418 If all children are gifts from God, putting them up for adoption is just re-gifting. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And abortion is returning unwanted gifts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And after all the regifting the kid eventually ends up with the original parents. Just like during the holidays when that damn fruit cake is regifted back to you 7 years later.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where the hell is my gift receipt? I'd like to return myself, I'll even dry clean myself and make sure all the tags are still attached. c:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, but you can't return damaged goods.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 massive comment war about religion

by Anonymous 13 years ago