+620 The times have changed. Nowadays if God told someone to build an ark, his reaction would either be "What the hell is this voice in my head?" or "What the fuck is an ark?" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha it's sad but true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TWO of EVERY animal? Too much work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Especially with all the new ones they keep finding. There's a joke about this somewhere on the net... with Noah complaining to God about how he tried but, you know, building licenses and neighbors complaining about the noise and PETA getting in the way. And stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or "Can I hire an illegal immigrant to do it instead?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, God would probably choose the right person. It's not like He's choosing some random guy off the street. ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okay religious person, it's a joke. go away if you can't handle it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can handle it, and I really don't want to sound like a buzzkill, but God isn't something to make jokes with. It's funny how you automatically assumed I'm religious, because I am.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well i cant see someone who doesnt believe in god saying that god 'would pick someone special for that'. its not even like its an offensive joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not offensive, but God isn't something to make jokes about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im sure even god has a sense of humor dude. who would wanna go to heaven if there was no humor?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What does that have to do with anything? Making jokes about God can hurt a lot of peoples' feelings. You have to be sensitive and respect that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you said jokes about god arent funny. i tried to convince you that some are funny and that im sure god doesnt mind, but i guess you dont think so, and thats fine. like i said before, this isnt an offensive joke, so i dont see why peoples feelings would be hurt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never said jokes about God aren't funny. I said people shouldn't make jokes about him. I guess you interpreted what I wrote wrong. Also, the joke can be offensive to some people because it makes it seem as God makes dumb decisions. What I'm really trying to say is God is sacred to many people. Just because some people don't believe in Him doesn't mean they should make jokes. Don't get me wrong, the joke was funny, but sometimes people need to lay off, you know?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol actually, if there was a random voice in my head that i didn't have control over, my first thought would be god. i mean who else has those kinds of powers

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dumbledore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Evan Almighty had this situation. Everyone thought he was nuts, and he lost his job or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Evan Almighty was Hollywood trying to make money off the idea. I'm being realistic here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but apart from the fact that in the movie, it was God and the flood was coming, most of the reactions were pretty realistic, albeit exaggerated/unlikely in an attempt at humour.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As they say in a different part of the Bible, "there is nothing new under the sun"; Noah probably had the same reaction.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

rocky, that was funny in fact that whole argument was funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago