+575 It's fun to make things seem intense: "The man, after 8 hours of laying in the darkness, awakens from his unconscious state. He stumbles slowly, toward the beeping machine, and bangs the head of the contraption, and hobbles back to the shelter of dreams.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The man, finally prepared for the brutal horrors of his day, left the large wooden structure he calls "home" and steps into something that seems to be a creature encased in metal. Their mating calls are without constraint; they arrange themselves neatly within long, black, rectangular figures and make a noise which could be described as a "honk" or "beep". Their passengers often lean out and scream nonsense at each other, seemingly frustrated with the mating rituals of the steel beasts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Here's mine: http://www.amirite.net/504853

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was ver well done!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thesauruses are great!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The adolescent human, seemingly slow and tired, stumbles on both legs into the large structure of steel, glass and cement. The adolescent gives off a putrid stink of anti-perspirant, sweat, and other such scents associated with their stage in life. The maze-like pathways in the structure are crowded with a swarm of this species, stumbling into one another, rushing to their chosen destination. It is truly a chaotic, yet entrancing scene as the buzz of noises and language are heard, mingling with one another to form a loud, unusual sound that reverberates off the walls of the structure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

highschool, duh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ah... I sorta get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This would make a good facebook status when waking up haha. Then again, people might just think i'm weird...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes you are weird. Try again

by Anonymous 13 years ago

jklol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Suddenly struck with brilliance, the budding scholar reaches into the bowels of his overcoat. At last his hands rests on a small, limbless creature, in the shape of a rectangle. This is one of the first species to be entirely synthesized by humans, and is known for its intelligence. Jabbing his thumb into its face to awaken it, with a few gentle strokes he is able to convince it to connect him with all the other humans in the world. Into this vast array of knowledge he interjects his own thoughts, in a strange language necessary for efficient communication; the method of jabbing, somewhat like acupuncture, that is necessary to convey your message to the animal is a deep and complex art, difficult to master if one is not raised knowing it. At last, the man brings his thought into words, and with one final poke sends his message flying through thin air to reach the animal belonging to a female of whom he was rather fond. What, you ask, did he say? Simple, yet brilliant: "hey wats up".

by Anonymous 13 years ago