+391 They are trying to ban farting in Malawi. You have to wonder what the world is coming to, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.. only in public

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why the hell is this positive?! farting is disgusting and very distracting!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But sometimes you can't control it! It's not healthy to hold in

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All I can picture is a cop on patrol for farts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"excuse me, sir, but did you just fart?" "no..." *sniff sniff* "sir, i'm going to have to take you down town for recklessly endangering the public with your bodily functions."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hehe i just pooted

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But South Park proved cows caused global warming by farting!

by Anonymous 13 years ago