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it sucks when you discover you are a product of birthday sex, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Now everyones counting months to make sure they're not haha
by Anonymous13 years ago
There's an old joke that if you take 9 months off your birthday, it'll either fall on a holiday, parents' birthday, or some family event you celebrate.
by Anonymous13 years ago
hmm, Veterans Day..?
by Anonymous13 years ago
[counts] ... SHIT!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
gross donny.....lol now i think i am!
by Anonymous13 years ago
both my parents's are in spetember. i was born in June. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
my dads birthday is october 14th, i was born july 8th... :(
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hey people, its easier to go forward 3 months than back 9. Anyways, I was born June 30th... nothing happens on or around September 30th in my family... hmm...
by Anonymous13 years ago
you could of been an early or late birth, or else you have some horny parents
by Anonymous13 years ago
And the funny thing is, its the same deal with my other 2 siblings. Nothing significant happens 9 months before their birthdays either...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was apparently conceived when my parent took a trip to Las Vegas. -_-
by Anonymous13 years ago
i happen to be the product of anniversary sex. yippee......
by Anonymous13 years ago
My best friend is, I'm not. :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's even worse when you realize there was no special occasion around that time
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's how it is with mine
by Anonymous13 years ago
or valentines sex!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(just saying): Same.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm born on September 1st; I'm a product of New Years sex. D:
by Anonymous13 years ago
So am I! I think that's more gross than Valentine's or birthday.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or rape. Or dirty "could have used protection but didn't" basement sex. Im the latter.
by Anonymous13 years ago
thank you for putting the thought of my parents having sex in my head... OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O
by Anonymous13 years ago
My birthday is in November...Valentine's sex, anyone?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was always thrilled because I am December 1st and I thought I was an early baby....nope I was late, supposed to be born in November. I am a Valentines Day baby :(
by Anonymous13 years ago
End of January? I was supposed to be born in November though...so Valentine's Day? Ugh
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nothing happens in August. Maybe my parents were trying to screw with my brain by giving me the same birthday as my mom?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or the product of dirty closet sex at another's wedding...
hate my life.
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