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This must be how it works; Germ #1- "Oooh, look dude, there's food on the ground, lets go." Germ #2- "Nahh, man. It hasn't been 5 seconds yet." Germ #1- "Yeah, you're right. Gotta follow the rules.", amirite?

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I'd say it's more like all the germs are hovering right over the food while the one with a stop watch is going: "Wait for it... wait for it..."

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**** ninjas everywhere!

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_____________

In response to “**** ninjas everywhere!

Maybe you should stop, you might give them an STD. Ninja's may be swift, but herpes will catch up to them ;)

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Dwight Dwight

In response to “Maybe you should stop, you might give them an...

You always have replies to the first comment on the POTD.

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Anonymous

In response to “You always have replies to the first comment...

you always have to reply anonymously

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Charles_E_Cheese

In response to “*you're

I'm wondering if I should point out your username...

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homosexualpumpkins

In response to “I'm wondering if I should point out your...

It's ironic. Check my profile.

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YourStupid YourStupid

In response to “*you're

Ahhh, thanks. Musta missed that.

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SammiToshLove OP

In response to “Ahhh, thanks. Musta missed that.

hahas, baiting the Grammar Nazi I see.
gas prices about to skyrocket in here!

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

In response to “hahas, baiting the Grammar Nazi I see. gas...

Baiting? Gas prices? I see no relevance here, but alright.

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SammiToshLove OP

In response to “Baiting? Gas prices? I see no relevance here...

o.o...baiting the nazi...tempting the nazi...
gas... relevance to ****
prices..relevance to gas being used
and most importantly:Nazi.
(no)

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

I'd say it's more like all the germs are hovering right over the food while the one with a stop watch is going: "Wait for it... wait for it..."

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Anonymous

POTD?

POTD.

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The_Chosen_One The_Chosen_One

giggled :D

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Anonymous

There is a Wiki page for the 5 Second Rule.
Wikipedia never ceases to amaze.

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DanielJames DanielJames

ITs SUPER FUNNY. But you copied the worn one. If only you worded it different...

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Anonymous

In response to “What's a "worn"?

The POTD about the worms an going out on the sidewalk to die.

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MrsxBillxKaulitz MrsxBillxKaulitz

Indeed, like the other two comments,
POTD.

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Nonchalant_Nina Nonchalant_Nina

Not many comments for this POTD...

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Anonymous

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Wow, you're right. Then again, it's been PoTD for about 3 minutes now.

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SchrodingersCat SchrodingersCat

In response to “Not many comments for this POTD...

The average amount of comments on each post on the homepage is 4. The post had 15 at your comment, so between the time it was POTD and then, it grew at a rate of 11 comments/8 minutes, or 1.4 comments/minutes, or 82.5 comments per hour.

So by your logic, this post should have 1980 comments by the time the next POTD comes up.

That is 1.47x the amount of comments the most commented post has. Better watch out, Breakfastfan

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polarthebear polarthebear

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You need a **** life if you actually worked all of that out.

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Anonymous

In response to “You need a **** life if you actually worked...

Oooo, I spent 5 seconds doing first grade math. I must have no friends.

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polarthebear polarthebear

In response to “Oooo, I spent 5 seconds doing first grade...

That isn't first grade maths, that is you taking time out of your life to solve equations. Your life must be so fun.

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Anonymous

In response to “That isn't first grade maths, that is you...

Taking a minute to push a couple buttons on a calculator says nothing about me as a person. However, you thinking that it does shows something about you.

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polarthebear polarthebear

In response to “That isn't first grade maths, that is you...

Oh, like your life is SO much more fun, right?

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Anonymous

In response to “Oh, like your life is SO much more fun, right?

Much more fun than doing maths in my spare time.

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Anonymous

In response to “Oooo, I spent 5 seconds doing first grade...

DAMN, what school did you go to? In 1st grade I knew how to count to 20.

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Eminna Eminna

In response to “The average amount of comments on each post...

get it dude. i do shit like that all the time... mr anon needs to quit hating, but you know, bitches gon ****.

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TheShamWowGuy TheShamWowGuy

I like that these germs have some manners. Makes a change from some douche bag germs I've seen...

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verticallychallenged

It's been proven that it takes 45 seconds for a piece of food to aquire germs on the floor, unless ther's saliva on it and pieces of dust and dirt stick on to it.

Btw germs don't talk.

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Lettuce Lettuce

In response to “It's been proven that it takes 45 seconds for...

neither does lettuce, yet here you are

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verticallychallenged

In response to “It's been proven that it takes 45 seconds for...

Inb4 Wikipedia Joke link

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Prosopagnosia Prosopagnosia

In response to “It's been proven that it takes 45 seconds for...

You can't prove that germs can't talk.

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AllanFoFallan

Incorrect semicolon use :D

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Anonymous

Does this post remind anyone else of that Worm POTD? We're just missing a big fight.

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Anonymous

@ polarthebear (#1069711): what is the most commented?

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Montana Montana

In response to “@ polarthebear (#1069711): what is the most...

Breakfastfan's one about PCness and sensitivity

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polarthebear polarthebear

This must be how it works: Germ 1:"Ooh look dude, there's food on the ground, let's go" Germ 2:"HOLY SHIT a talking germ"

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acisseJ acisseJ

Or maybe....

Germ 1: RUN! THE FOOD'LL CRUSH US!!
*runs away*
Germ 2: We ran too far! Now it'll take us 5 seconds to eat the food.

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The Doctor

In response to “Or maybe.... Germ 1: RUN! THE FOOD'LL CRUSH...

(The Doctor): That wasn't funny at all you stupid ****! just...just give up now.

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The Doctor

In response to “(The Doctor): That wasn't funny at all you...

(The Doctor): you don't have to be a douche about it.

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The Doctor

In response to “(The Doctor): you don't have to be a douche...

(The Doctor): Of course he did.

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The Doctor

In response to “Or maybe.... Germ 1: RUN! THE FOOD'LL CRUSH...

(The Doctor): That was probably the least funny comment I've read on amirite. Congrats.

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