+336 Never piss off a writer, because either of 2 things will happen: 1. They will put you in their book, and murder you in a terrible way and/or make you a character that the readers despise. Or, 2. They will attack you with one of the infinite pencils they carry around at all times, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or they will tell you off with that vast and sophisticated-intellectual vocabulary they have going on there to make you feel like an dim-witted ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

However, one should know that if you do end up as a dead or terrible character, there is a chance you're an awesome person (depending on the writer). I think I've only been killed once:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I write, I don't even have to "make" people into despicable characters. I just write a person in exactly how they are and their own words/ actions do the work for me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this as "Never piss of a waiter", and I was expecting "1. They will poison your food."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm really tired of that username.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a writer, I find both of these very true, as well as what Your_Stalker mentioned. I enjoy making people feel like insignificant idiots when I use my superior vocabulary skills. Okay, I stretched it a little with the vocabulary in that last sentence, I don't usually use my big words in conversation...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I first read this, I read "Never piss in the winter". I have no idea why.

by Anonymous 13 years ago