-245 Its alot cooler to say your tongue just lost its virginity instead of saying you just had your first kiss. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd sound kind of perverted if you said "my tongue just lost it's virginity", instead of just saying you kissed someone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it sounds like you ate a girl out for the first time. Ew. Just say you kissed someone

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My tounge just had sex for the first time?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Alot? Really? http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I prefer this one http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

by Anonymous 12 years ago

EVERY. TIME. http://amirite.net/524041/1553683 http://amirite.net/380359/1575227

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You skipped the very first word and only saw "alot?" The first Its is supposed to be "It's."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The "alot" stood out more. A lack of space is more obvious than a lack of apostrophe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think my eyes just lost their virginity from reading that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think most people's first kiss even involves their tongue.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

True that! I sure didn't! My mouth stayed closed the whole time

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seeing as this is under "jokes", I'd say its safe to assume the OP was just making a joke. I thought it was kinda funny, too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago