Girls, you may have your period, but you also get consecutive orgasms that don't make a mess, and the entire world doesn't have to know when you're horny. Count your blessings, amirite?

We deal with much more than just periods. Not to mention all the things that come WITH the actually period.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly. There's the horrid cramps, mood swings, nausea, and soooo much more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys don't seem to understand it's not just bleeding. You're basically in a constant state of discomfort for 5-7 days. It makes everything harder, like sports, swimming, and even shopping can be a huge pain in the ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having a boner pulls away blood from your brains, and the hormones disable you to think about anything but sex. Try doing anything in that state.. Oh, yeah.. it looks terrible too xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Still doesn't even compare to the week of suffering we have to put up with.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we get it multiple times a day..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You get a boner multiple times a day for a week? That doesn't sound normal at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it is normal. We have no control over it. And for me it seems the more inappropriate the more likely it is to happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So why dont I see every guy in my school walking around with a boner?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well since it happens very often we get kinda good at hiding it. If you know what to look for its pretty obvious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because when they look at you it goes away!!! Oh Snap! *note this was a joke. I have no idea what you look like*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chapstick is a huge turnoff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe where you come from

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You get a boner multiple times a day? You must have a happy life. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For as far as i know, most teenage boys get it multiple times a day..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... I strongly doubt that's correct.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, maybe im the only one then..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you just need to get some

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you arent the only one, like belting it off' or use a jacket to cover up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It really is though, I know it sounds like a lot but it is the reality here

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree. I doubt that's correct. If that was true, guys wouldn't be able to function as much as they do and they would constantly have no blood in their brains from what you said before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We have less blood then normally, its just harder to focus. And because of the hormones, it gets even harder.. And actually, guys do function a lot less good because of this, just compare the average grade girls get to what guys get.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, all I have to say is... if you can deal with it, then good. I'm not the one getting boners on a daily basis. Hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And also, if that did happen to all teenaged boys as much as you say it does, your bodies would be able to adapt to it and boys would learn how to function with less blood. Since it would be close to a normal thing. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, we adapt to it. But we're still not able to focus as well as we normally would do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As long as you're happy. Well, obviously you are.. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha "it gets even harder" haha...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think "suffering" is a bit extreme. Periods are inconvenient, and yes, a lot of the time they absolutely suck, but I wouldn't call it suffering.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your period lasts from 5-7 days? That's weirddd, mine last 3, and at most, 4 days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's not weird. Mine lasts for seven days at least. You're just lucky :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys are both lucky, mine usually last two weeks and are heavy for the first week. I've had to take iron supplements ever since I started menstrating...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh dear... I had mine last that long, but just a few times. I'm sorry...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's fine, I've found ways to deal with it. :) I tried to convince my mom to let me go on the pill once, but we tried that and I had a period that lasted exactly 31 days, so that option is kinda out...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same here, pain for 3 weeks which made me throw up faint etc, bleeding for 7-9 days. Turns out I had severe endometriosis. Yikes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's terrifying! :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I first started I had a period every two weeks and they lasted 5 to 6 days with horrible cramping, so bad I'd be sick because of the pain. Luckily for me, the birth control pills the doc gave me helped regulate me. But recently they've been getting bad again so I have to be on the pill

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine lasts seven sometimes 8. I wish mine was 3 days

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why did you spell seven but use numbers for 8 and 3 ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read somewhere that your periods also attract bears, they can smell the menstruation or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read that periods attract snakes and they will go up you if they smell it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's from anchorman.

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Orgasms that don't make a mess? As a squirter, I beg to differ

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:O TMI

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would rather have others see a visible indication of my hornyness, than to get the sensation of feeling wet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah of course' the humiliation that passes after quite a while, the awkwardness to who gave you it, thats OBVIOUSLY better than just feeling a tad icky...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls, there are things you can do about your period problems. For leakage, swimming, sports and grossness, there are tampons. Or menstrual cups. For cramps, there's medication and hot water bottles and a better diet (chocolate makes cramps worse). You can go on the pill, that way you'll know exactly when your period is coming, and it'll be lighter. If you don't want kids you can have a hysterectomy. Or, you know, you could suck it up and deal with it. This coming from a girl who also gets really bad PMS cramps.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Many girls have too many problems taking hormones to go on the pill. But the rest of it, is pretty true. But, if the stuff in this list doesn't help at all, and you have one of those "laying on the floor throwing up" Kinds, it's probably a good idea to see a doctor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The suck and up and deal with it isn't a good idea, I suffered with pain for 3 weeks in a month that would cripple me and make me faint and throw up, extremely heavy bleeding for 7-8 days. My mum told me to suck it up for 3 years until I finally went to the doctor and found I had severe endometriosis. I probabaly won't be able to have kids and if I had waited longer it would have been so much worse. So no, its not something you should just forget about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant the normal cramps. Those can be dealt with. If you think it's something serious, obviously a visit to the doctor is a good idea.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who the fuck cares? Girls have periods, guys have boners. I'm sick of everyone arguing (especially girls) about how they have the shitty end of life. Both genders have crap to go through, and both need to stfu about it and deal with it like a big kid. That's life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol this convo is funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup I wouldn't give up multiple orgasms for anything. Bein a girl is nottt too shabby. Haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the sprit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a girl, but I've always wondered what it would be like to have a boner, HAHAAHAHAHA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me too. any guys care to share?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thirding Also, inb4: Having boobs is rather uncomfortable, depending on the size. Unless you have a good bra, you can't run.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's really uncomfortable if you're wearing pants. And it hurts to lay on your stomach with a boner cuz it bends. There's really no way to describe it except something big and hard in your pants...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It feels like a raging beast trying to explode through the shackles that are your pants.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Multiple orgasms. If only men understood the clitoris.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From my experience, they do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago