+356 The brightness of your bedroom is inversely proportional to the probability of a serial killer hiding under your bed, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when I become a serial killer, I'm hiding under peoples beds, but only when their room is brightly lit. that way they feel really save and secure and then POW! dead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shouldnt it be directly proportional...? Or am I just being stupid?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The less bright it gets, the more likely it is that a serial killer is hiding under your bed. Inverse proportionality.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh! I thought you were saying that how bright you make it is inverse to the probability of a serial killer. As in, when you're paranoid and think there is a high chance, you make it brighter. I'm sorry, that was my fault (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago